Chopping Broccoli

There’s a lady I know
If I didn’t know her
She’d be the la-tay I didn’t know.

And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some ber-ra-ccoli
She brought it ho-ome…
She’s chop’in broccoli
Chop’in brocco-li
Chop’in brocco-la
Chop’in brocco-laa-aa

She’s chop’in brocco-lay
Chop’in brocco-lay
She’s chop-eah-un!

Chop’in brocco-loco -lay -eaa -eaa -eaa — eeee

She’s chopin broccoli

She chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin

Ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the bra-co-li-i

She’s chopin brrrrraaaaiiiii

She’s chop she’s chop broccoli

She’s chopin beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

With apologies to Dana Carvey.